The Apple Tree of Greatness

avalanche:

chittybang:

1. go on a search for as many good climbing trees as possible, climb as high as you both can in all of them, compile photo evidence

2. go to a major chain bookstore and leave notes to future readers in copies of your favorite books

3. have her dress up as a…


thatonerule.com

thatonerule.com
Well, that explains me

thatonerule.com

Well, that explains me

i-am-the-ars0nist:

oracles:

so uhh… I had sex with a girl last night….

holy shit

i-am-the-ars0nist:

oracles:

so uhh… I had sex with a girl last night….

holy shit

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?
me in class: wait what happened
me in class: what do we do
me in class: what do we write
me in class: when's the test
me in class: what is this
me in class: how do you do this
me in class: what
I’m left to wonder why
A race of intelligent creatures
Must fight for position of power
Now my soil is spoiled due to
what’s become of your contention
Unnecessary, simple minded, arbitrary actions
chuckhistory:

My new dating move… The Chuck And Roll. 

chuckhistory:

My new dating move… The Chuck And Roll.